As much of a holy omfgical year in music it was for me, there were also some huge disappointments. Here were the biggest:
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Smashing Pumpkins
Zeitgeist
[Reprise/Jul 10] |
| The first new Pumpkins album in 7 years was a horribly-produced, steaming pile of shit with Corgan’s vocals turned up 5,313 decibals louder than anything else. Even the album cover is laughable. The only thing remotely decent was Jimmy Chamberlin’s drumming, which is barely audible anyway.
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Interpol
Our Love to Admire
[Capitol/Jul 10] |
| This album was way better the first two times they wrote it. The third time around, it’s a boring, uninteresting eulogy of a band who once had a world of hype and promise. To add insult to injury, it (terrible cover and all) was released the same day as The Smashing Pumpkins’ Zeitgeist.
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Against me!
New Wave
[Sire/Jul 10] |
| Perhaps not coincidentally also released on July 10, these folk punks’ fourth studio album showcases the final steps of a band moving completely into the spectrum of mainstream, polished production that does nothing but ruin their sound. RIP
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Tiger Army
Music From Regions Beyond
[Hellcat/Jun 5] |
| Like Against Me!, these psychobilly’s latest offering suffers from a polished production that does not fit their sound and style at all. Though not a terrible record, their track record has proven capable of much better, making this all the more disappointing.
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65daysofstatic
The Destruction of Small Ideas
[Monotreme/Apr 30] |
| These UK post-rockers have done nothing but gone downhill since their stunning 2004 debut. The most recent entry to the band’s catalogue furthers a descent into generic instrumental post-rock that lacks the tumultuous electronic drums and pulsating beats that made their debut so incredible.
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Portugal. The Man
Church Mouth
[Fearless/Jul 24] |
| Despite an amazing EP at the beginning of this very same year, these Alaskans’ second full-length is hardly daring and fails to deliver on the experimental promises of their previous work. Hardly a worthy adversary to a debut that was one of 2006’s best releases.
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The New Pornographers
Challengers
[Matador/Aug 21] |
| Though this album was one of the top 75 of the year, it was nonetheless a weak offering from a band who’s previous releases were nothing short of amazing. Challengers is by far the worst from The New Pornographers to date.
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I Heart Hiroshima
Tuff Teef
[Valve/Aug 13] |
| I had been excitedly awaiting the debut full-length from this band after several excellent EPs. Tuff Teef however, is a bland record filled with unmemorable moments that all run together like a freight train of boring.
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She Wants Revenge
This is Forever
[Perfect Kiss/Oct 9] |
| She Wants Revenge’s second album is an uninspired set of 80s synth-pop homages that don’t bring anything original to the table. The band’s previous penchant for intensely disconnected darkwave melodies is sorely lacking, leaving behind a lifeless collection of uninspired neo-goth.
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Hard-Fi
Once Upon a Time in the West
[Warner/Sep 18] |
| Hot off the success of a surprisingly solid debut, these Europeans returned with a second album of trite, semi-indie rock wrapped in a terriblely gimmicky “no cover art” ploy. It doesn’t much matter, as there isn’t anything worth listening to underneath the obvious White Album imitation.
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Foo Fighters
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
[RCA/Sep 25] |
| Dave Grohl continues his journey towards adult contemporary with this latest forgettable entry into mediocrity. Foo Fighters have been steadily declining since Pat Smear’s departure a decade ago, and this album is no exception.
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Hot Hot Heat
Happiness Ltd.
[Sire/Sep 11] |
| The fourth album by these formerly danceable Canadians sounds like The Strokes on Vicodin playing arena rock. All of the band’s prior strengths have been covered up by overproduction and radio-whore subterfuge. So long :(
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PART III (#25-#1)
OMG.
2007 has been the greatest year of new music in my lifetime. When I began writing this, I had over 140 albums to whittle down into some sort of cohesive, OCD-styled best-of list. I chose 75 because that is where the cutoff appears to be (the albums I absolutely love vs. the albums that were just okay). There were so many disgustingly good albums this year, it makes me want to puke with joy and convulse with happiness. I love music, and I love each of these albums.
You should, too:
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Okkervil River
The Stage Names
[Jagjaguwar/Aug 7] |
| Artsy Austin band’s fourth full-length is rife with angular hooks and intellectual wordplay, brimming with a cool nonchalance that slays its surroundings with droll wit.
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Boat
Let’s Drag Our Feet
[Magic Marker/Jul 10] |
| Seattle lo-fi rockers’ second full-length is a breezy, anticlimatic ride through the midwestern plains and northwestern forests and small towns along the way that effortlessly combines (and updates) the influences of the past 15 years into a refreshing, original album.
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Dinosaur Jr.
Beyond
[Fat Possum/May 1] |
| Reunited vetaran stoner rockers’ eigth studio album (and first in ten years) is a sludgefest of guitar solos fronted by J. Mascis’ typically nasal vocals that still manages to sound completely new and different.
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Voxtrot
Voxtrot
[Playloudrecordings/May 22] |
| The long awaited full-length debut by these neo-Spoon, Austin up-and-comers delivers on the promises hinted at by their multitude of EPs and singles while continuing to experiment with a more piano-soaked, chamber pop sound.
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Modest Mouse
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
[Epic/Mar 20] |
| Brilliant Pixies heirs’ fifth proper full-length reverts slightly back to the rugged, abrasive quality of their earlier albums while retaining the poppy hooks of their recent past to form yet another unbridled indie rock masterpiece.
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Film School
Hideout
[Beggars Banquet/Sep 11] |
| A droning dream of moody neo-shoegaze that explodes and implodes in a speedball of ketamine and doom, this San Franciscan band’s third record infinitely loops and encircles its own ambitions and fears.
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Moros Eros
Jealous Me Was Killed By Curiosity
[Victory/Oct 16] |
| Georgian Les Savy Fav disciples offer up second album of brash, confrontational melodies and vigorous song structures that refuse to lay down or even shut the hell up while they dance in circles and vandalize their enemies.
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New Young Pony Club
Fantastic Playroom
[Modular/Jul 9] |
| English hipsters’ debut is a créme brûlée of art punk/new rave á la mode — its detachedly sassy vocals flawlesly emasculating the über-hip hooks to add a foxy, art-school risque.
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Circa Survive
On Letting Go
[Equal Vision/May 29] |
| The latest full-length from Anthony Green is a frozen icescape of spacey harmonics and gorgeous melodies trapped in a timeless cave of ambiguity, exquisitely afloat and hovering somewhere between hidden and frostbitten dimensionality.
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Dax Riggs
We Sing of Only Blood or Love
[Fat Possum/Aug 21] |
| Prolific metalhead’s first official solo LP is a smattering of Roy Orbison-like rockabilly and Glenn Danzig-styled crooning mixed with southern metal roots that coalesce into a glorious, neo-retro machismo.
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Spoon
Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
[Merge/Jul 10] |
| Renowned Austinites return with a brand new helping of bubbly, jangly indie rock that swanks with stoned grooves and shimmies and shakes like a zombie on PCP; altogether blasé, sluggish, rhythmic and danceable.
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Kings of Leon
Because of the Times
[Hand Me Down/Apr 3] |
| Third full-length from southern garage rockers is a booze-addled introduction to life’s asskickings, replete with raucous guitars, clever wordplay and a brilliant understanding of Pixies-esque dynamics and southern rock & roll.
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You Say Party! We Say Die!
Lose All Time
[Paper Bag/Mar 20] |
| Canadian dance-punks’ second effort is an unapologetic onslaught of deliberately vapid keyboards and defiant vocals set to danceable beats that wears its hipster cred on its sleeve.
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Radiohead
In Rainbows
[TBD/Oct 10] |
| Musical superheroes’ seventh full-length is glorious unification of past and present releases that introduces new directions whilst simultaneously appeasing history’s universal acclaim.
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The National
Boxer
[Beggars Banquet/May 22] |
| Churning with pounding rhythms and an air of murk, acclaimed Brooklyn band’s fourth album is despondent, disconnected and serves to darken the already gloomy and dejected (and sophisticated) lyrics even moreso.
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Arcade Fire
Neon Bible
[Merge/Mar 6] |
| Canadian indie rockers’ sophomore album builds on the promise of a near-perfect debut and delivers a second helping of gorgeous orchestral anthems and complex instrumentation that’s subdued, majestic, poppy, dignified.
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Minus the Bear
Planet of Ice
[Suicide Squeeze/Aug 21] |
| Seattle band’s third LP showcases sophisticated songwriting, witty lyricism and complex time signatures as dynamic and innovative as a room full of drunken M80s and crackpipes with guitars.
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Thurston Moore
Trees Outside the Academy
[Ecstatic Peace/Sep 18] |
| Eminent experimentalist’s second solo release is a stunning display of deceptively poppy avant-garde noise catharsis adrift in a sea of unwinding, melodic complexity.
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The Ponys
Turn the Lights Out
[Matador/Mar 20] |
| The Ponys’ third record is another brilliantly cool slathering of vintage rock ‘n’ roll attitude updated with post-punk tendencies that churns like a ‘79 Trans-Am with t-tops and a huge fucking yellow Firebird logo on the hood.
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The Raveonettes
Lust Lust Lust
[Fierce Panda/Nov 12] |
| Drenched in a minimalistic hurricane of reverb and Jesus-and-Mary-Chainsian harmonies, these neo-shoegazers’ third album is a midnight-tinged exposé of leather jackets and 50s-style diners backed by thick beats and nervous, pulsating desire.
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Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
Underground
[Vinyl International/Nov 6] |
| The mysterious first Haunted Graffiti album from lo-fi cult hero is another strange, hallucinatory journey through a collage of twisting melodies, noisy interims and brilliant songwriting that combine together to form a surprisingly coherent, cohesive whole.
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A Place to Bury Strangers
A Place to Bury Strangers
[Killer Pimp/Sep 17] |
| Exploding with brain-melting guitars, barely-audible vocals and pulverizing drum machines, NYC’s loudest band offer up a debut of ten thunderously melodic homages to shoegaze and noise pop that nearly break the sound barrier.
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Les Savy Fav
Let’s Stay Friends
[French Kiss/Sep 18] |
| Seminal post-hardcore outfit return from 6-year hiatus with renewed brilliance — showcasing a greater attention to production and adding even more melody to an already defined pair of angular, post-punk fists of fury.
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Sexton Blake
Plays the Hits
[Expunged/Jul 7] |
| Portland singer/songwriter’s sophomore album is a collection of jaw-dropping acoustic renditions of classic 80s anthems that salivates at the seams with unparalleled brilliance; genuinely astonishing.
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Blonde Redhead
23
[4AD/Apr 10] |
| Seminal indie-rock trio’s seventh proper album is their moodiest yet; twisting and heaving and dying like some kind of drugged-out fairytale from a doomstricken Japanese netherworld, its mortality as ambiguous as ever.
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Part I (#75-51)
Part II (#50-26)
PART II (#50-#26)
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Band of Horses
Cease to Begin
[Sub Pop/Oct 9] |
| Seattle band’s sophomore album is submerged in a gloomy Americana abyss of reverb and My Morning Jacket-styled wailing that do nothing to alleviate the dismal desolation depicted on its cover.
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Panda Bear
Person Pitch
[Paw Tracks/Mar 20] |
| Animal Collective member’s third solo record is an avant garde cavalcade of strange kaleidoscopic collages composed with patience but bleeding with passion — evoking a sense of experimentation that shimmers and sparkles with a strange, translucent beauty.
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The New Pornographers
Challengers
[Matador/Aug 21] |
| Much-adorned Canadians’ latest is more tame and less daring than previous releases, relying instead on subtle textures and unobtrusive hooks that don’t quite live up to potential but still outperform most bands’ best.
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The Field
From Here We Go Sublime
[Kompakt/Mar 26] |
| Axel Willner’s debut is an intense minimalist opus of pounding beats and simplistic, repeating melodies which ironically add to the record’s complexity and ultimately rewrite it into something else entirely (a rave? death? drugs? hypnosis?).
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Jatun
Jatun
[Other Electricities/Mar 6] |
| Jatun’s self-titled debut takes the synth-soaked melodies of M83 and mixes them with restive, Röyksoppian beats; blissfully scattering atmospheric trip-hop and waves of mesmerizing shoegaze in every direction.
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Maria Taylor
Lynn Teeter Flower
[Saddle Creek/Mar 6] |
| Former Azure Ray frontwoman’s sophomore effort is delicate and mellifluous, championed by beautiful vocal harmonies and a gentle, soothing rainstorm of instrumentation.
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The Go! Team
Proof of Youth
[Sub Pop/Sep 11] |
| Lauded six-piece’s sophomore LP sounds a bit too similar to its predecessor yet still exhibits enough funky hooks and schoolyard chants to warrant a roller-skate-derby dance-off.
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Rilo Kiley
Under the Blacklight
[Warner Bros/Aug 21] |
| Cult band’s fourth release delves into synth-pop territory while still clinging tightly to its alt-country roots, resulting in a neo-Fleetwood Mac vibe that’s at once both retro and progressive.
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The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
[Parolphone/Jan 22] |
| Damon Albarn’s latest project is a logical evolution of Gorillaz’ lethargic melodies mixed with a skillful understanding of indie rock’s recent history. It’s poppy but loaded with a complex subtext that lends it further credibility and rewards patience.
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Liars
Liars
[Mute/Aug 28] |
| A valorous return to form, these NYC avant-gardists’ fourth full-length is brash, defiant and mutinous while still maintaining a skillfully crafted sense of experimentalism and self-deconstruction.
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Ken Andrews
Secrets of the Lost Satellite
[Dinosaur Fight/Mar 13] |
| Former Failure frontman’s first official solo album is filled with themes of loss and alienation atop spacey, heroin-induced melodies, grunged-up guitars and near-perfect production.
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Glös
Harmonium
[Lovitt/Mar 27] |
| Former members of Denali and Engine Down collaborate to create this hauntingly brilliant record thick with dissonance and drenched in unnerving melody —- incessantly threatening to explode.
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Piano Magic
Part-Monster
[Important/May 29] |
| The latest from this ambient-pop charged UK collective is fueled by moody post-punk malaise and a subtle canvas of musical radiation that silently electrifies and envelopes its surroundings, altogether relaxing and entrancing and barely convulsing.
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John Vanderslice
Emerald City
[Barsuk/Jul 24] |
| Folksy singer-songwriter’s sixth full-length ambles and saunters through a slightly-sedated landscape of seemingly-sparse instrumentation and insistent vocal melodies.
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Maserati
Inventions for the New Season
[Temporary Residence Limited/Mar 19] |
| Athens experimentalists get serious with a stunning batch of churning, instrumental post-rock that fuses post-punk dynamics with implicit esoterica.
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The Shins
Wincing the Night Away
[Sub Pop/Jan 23] |
| Exalted Portland group’s third proper album is awash in nocturnally-clad desperation, tossing and turning in a bed of diligent admissions and emotional sincerity.
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A Band of Bees
Octopus
[Astralwerks/Mar 26] |
| English psych-revivalists’ third LP spans a vast array of styles and influences — resulting in a buoyant, hallucinatory listening experience dripping in acid-soaked vitality and sun-drenched happiness.
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PJ Harvey
White Chalk
[Island/Oct 2] |
| Semidivine heroine returns with an angelic offering of saintly vocals contrasted by stark lyricism and bleak piano overtures that barely manage to keep from drowning in the surrounding cesspool of gloom.
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Shout Out Louds
Our Ill Wills
[Merge/Sep 11] |
| Swedish band’s second album is less sad than The Cure and more neue than new wave — resulting in an effortless cross-pollination of the two that’s happily sad.
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Handsome Furs
Plague Park
[Sub Pop/May 22] |
| Wolf Parade frontman Dan Boeckner teams up with his wife to make an estrogenic neo-Wolf Parade record blanketed by a fog of realized delusions and adequate sadness sung peacefully over a backdrop of steady, electronic rhythms and nostalgic melodies.
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Klaxons
Myths of the Near Future
[Polydor/Jan 29] |
| European new ravers’ debut LP is littered with literary and intellectual references and still doesn’t break a sweat while breakdancing circles around its surroundings.
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The Rosebuds
Night of the Furies
[Merge/Apr 10] |
| North Carolinan trio’s third full-length is soaked in beautiful indie pop bliss and lachrymose wordplay backed by gorgeously danceable synths and heaving beats; hypnotizing like a midnight summer thunderstorm.
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Tegan and Sara
The Con
[Sire/Jul 24] |
| Androgynous twins’ fifth LP resonates with adamant synth crescendos and sugar-coated vocal harmonies, exhibiting a controlled erotic nuance that’s both restrained and impassioned.
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Belaire
Exploding, Impacting
[Indirect/Jul 12] |
| Voxtrot members’ debut plays host to a myriad of emotions all while appearing casually blithe on a surface of happy-go-lucky synths and dancey choruses that lead nowhere but the circle of life’s happy-cum-sadness.
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The KBC
On the Beat!
[High Voltage Sounds/Mar 19] |
| English electro-dance trio’s debut is a monstercosm of raver synths and throbbing beats fueled by a voguish attitude and raw, disconnected coolness.
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Part I (#75-51)
Part III (#25-1)