thurston moore is like 180 years old but he is still a million times cooler than every single nyc hipster combined.for srsly, thurston moore is like, the greatest dude to ever come out of rock ‘n’ roll. thurston: plz have my babies? i am totally listening to his brand new album, trees outside the academy right now. and omfg@how awesome this album is. how can one dude make so much awesomely awesome music?? there is no way thurston is a real human. he has to be some kind of crazy alien musical robot embryo created from the 11th dimension or something, because that is the only possibly conceivable way that he is able to transcend all other mortal earthly musicians. also, he does not age like a normal human. he is like a thousand years old but is still cooler than cool. if someone ever wanted to describe new york city, all they need to do is show someone a picture of thurston moore and let them listen to one of his songs.

anyway, this album is tttly rad, and there are some songs that are actually really sad. like “american coffin”, which is like all piano-y and instrumental and basically makes tears go down my manly cheeks :’( … “wonderful witches” sounds like what would happen if “1979″ was written by sonic youth. and remember that shitty orchestral album that silverchair tried to write like ten years ago?? (neon ballroom i think is what it was called??)… well “off work” is what that album wished it sounded like. i am serious about marrying thurston moore, btw. f u bob dylan and neil young, thurston moore is better than you.